Wednesday, 28 October 2015

"Crimson peak" review: A wondeful but flawed gothic masterpiece

Guillermo del Toro finally returned to his more supernatural/creepy roots with "Crimson peak". A film that is so beautiful that even images of death can have a poetic flair in their depictions.
Jessica Chastain is fantastic in a fearless performance as the icy? Lucille

Direction: Guillermo del Toro is this rare breed of director that actually cares about his stories and his characters. Most importantly, he cares deeply about the visual look and the feel of each of his movies. "Crimson Peak" particularly sees him at his finest (and most dark if I might add) hour with each frame oozing his love for the material and showcasing a brilliant palette of gothic colours. He certainly feels  more confident that he was in the (very) big budget attempt of "Pacific Rim". Like Tarantino, del Toro creates movies for himself not for the audience sharing his experiences regarding scary but not terrifying ghosts and treacherous humans. The slow and methodological depiction of tragic circumstances are the stones that set the avalanche of events where no matter how menacing or creepy monsters and other fictional creature can be, they should receive mercy due to their nature while holding no candle against the human instinct.

Cinematography: Dan Laustsen in his second collaboration with del Toro (after the ill-fated "Mimic") has managed to craft a majestic canvas of white, black and vivid red colours, each one complementing the other. His other works include the brilliant "Silent hill" and the fantastic "Brotherhood of the wolves", hence in "Crimson peak" he feels right at home. The exterior and the interior shots of the Sharp's mansion are spectacular with an old school feeling aided by the existence of practical sets and darkly lighted corridors. A thing of beauty and I expect this to be nominated this year. 

Ghosts: In a similar fashion to "Devil's backbone", the ghouls here are expertly introduced and staged via blink and you will miss moments that may require multiple viewings. Mostly integrated in the background with bizarre? movements, del Toro is showcasing his love letter to abysmal monster design with a ghost twist making them actually pretty rather than ugly. This is a man that can make the most horrific monster into a mesmerizing mess.
Mia Wasikowska is improving with film after film
Plot: "Crimson Peak" does not reinvent the wheel and those who have seen a gazillion horror movies may find themselves into probably familiar if slightly uncertain, territory. Sure they are ghosts but then there are also humans so the question is who is posing the biggest threat? The film beautifully balances this out culminating into rather feisty climax (unexpectedly) with some minor twists and turns. However, this does not feel forced or a "tricked ya!" approach. It is rather a slow-burn mystery that starts as a romantic tale and then devolves into a more sinister genre. Do not expect a hyper and ultra slick supernatural thriller but instead embrace the more poetic feel of gothic literature being recreated on the big screen for your pleasure although for some it could feel that is drags halfway through and slightly at the beginning until we get the wheel turning. It certainly feels a gamble by a big studio to greenlight such a film with this class of cast. Well played Universal.

Cast: Although the cast is relatively small - Tom Hiddleston, Charlie Hunnam, Mia Wasikowska and Jessica Chastain - they all deliver memorable performances with only Hunnam getting lost in the rather small screentime that he has been assigned with. On the other hand, Tom Hiddleston is truly a British gent and his classical training can be seen delivering his lines with such panache making him a believable character, torn between the love of his sister and the love of his wife. Mia Wasikowska gives another strong performance after "Tracks" and here she is actually pretty spot on enabling the viewer to care for her situation without consider her an annoying damsel in distress. However, the awards of this season should go to Jessica Chastain who totally owns the role as the icy Lucille. With a calm-before-the-storm face, Lucille is one of these characters that the moment they are introduced, you get the oh DEAR feeling. Without getting into spoilery details, she delivers a fearless performance that manages to capture perfectly a variety of emotions with just the simple movement of spoon feeding. Her nomination in "Zero dark thirty" was not a mistake and I will be impressed if she will be ignored this year.
Everyone's favorite Loki in the gothic Crimson Peak
Costume design: Definitely in the Oscars of 2016, I am expecting "Crimson Peak" to pick some nominations regarding the flawlessly costume design. Vibrant colours, elaborate dresses and sharp suits are nicely integrated in the recreation of that era, indicating that del Toro is still one of the greatest auteurs in modern cinema.

and finally the production design: Del Toro here has accomplished a triumph of production design with the depiction of "Crimson Peak" on the big screen, In one of these rare exceptions where directors are using practical sets, del Toro brings them through an even bigger perspective adding a tone of visual treats and details that a second and third viewing is an absolute must. "Crimson peak" feels almost a more gothic and appropriately spooky version of the house shown in the "Haunting" remake. Endless corridors, an elevator in the middle of the house, spikes, chandeliers, weirdly put up staircases, a symmetrical cellar, a roof hole allowing the snow to fall inside; every little detail is clearly revealing that this is not your typical house but rather a living entity that breathes and bleeds (literally). The addition of the red clay that makes the ground look like it is bloodbathing arena is an interesting visual, worthy of the admission price alone.

+ the production design is woa!
+ ghost design
+ costumes
+ direction
+ Jessica Chastain owns the role
+ great cast
+ creepy and atmospheric
+ solid scares
+ strong violence!
- a bit long
- Charlie Hunnam is underused
- not very surprisingly mystery but effective nontheless


Wednesday, 14 October 2015

"Black mass" review: Johnny Depp deserves the Oscar

One word - terrifying and mesmerizing - two words actually.
Johnny Depp has been having a strings of flops lately but sometimes this was not his fault. I still consider him an eclectic actor with unmeasurable talent. Roles in "Edward Scissorhands", "Pirates of the Caribbean: curse of the black pearl", "Once upon a time in Mexico", "Ed Wood", "Dead man", "Blow", "Finding Netherland", "Sleepy Hollow", "Charlie and the chocolate factory", "Fear and nothing in Las Vegas" and "Sweeney Todd", have demonstrated a rare versatility of an actor this magnitude instead of one trying shamelessly cashing on his status with cliched action roles. Sure the later choices do not inspire confidence - "The tourist", "The rum diary", "Moderkai" and "Transcendence" among others - but with "Black Mass", Johnny Depp is shutting up his critics.
Benedict Cumberbatch as Jimmy's brother unfortunately does not get enough screentime.
Direction: Scott Cooper's effort is admirable because he is not trying to be flashy and it is evident he borrows from the 70/80's gangster flicks his style, without eye -called me -candy tricks, delivering at least one gritty crime drama lacking the much sought and imitated Tarantino vibe. His recreation of (South) Boston of the 70's and 80's is truly amazing and even better the utilization of costumes and props that take us back in time. Bonus points to the static cinematography that captures the night time reflections of the city in the water resembling an era when Michael Mann was shooting "Heat". Also Scott Cooper definitely knows how to handle a large ensemble cast despite instances of shaky reigns due to the scope of the picture. When you have Kevin Bacon or Corey Stoll, you want them to shine throughout the movie, yell or exchange bitter dialogue not just to bring a tiny bit of gravitas for a handful of scenes like mere cameos. 

Story: The film definitely has at its core a fascinating story that required cinematic treatment. The rise and fall of probably, the biggest kingpin in Boston and potentially in the US, Jimmy Whitey Bulger. Rather than basing it though in real facts, the film follows closely a book so it is probably understandable that most of the elements have been changed. Using the traditional framing device of conventional storytelling via testimonies - in this case Bulger's previous gang members, Cooper sets the tone for this 70's tale. While this approach has some advantages in terms of covering the majority of the criminal ground that Bulger was operating under, it feels at certain times that he skips important parts of Bulger's life (i.e., the death of his mother) that are discussed via only a line. Since Jimmy Whitey Bulger was listed among the most wanted people in USA, it was a matter of time before his story reached the big screen. However, such an explosive persona probably required a rather biographical treatment rather been watched through someone else's perspective. Although the film is generously two and a half hours long, you can't help it but feel that something is missing as Cooper tries to cover too much ground with too many characters. You could say that he follows the "Goodfellas" formula but at least there we focused on our main character who was telling the story and endured the outcome. Instead Bulger here is treated as almost a compassionate (towards his family and those he liked) psychopath who could even kill a teenage girl without blinking (literally). And the characterization despite sharp does not go any further. Although, there is enough information to understand that there is some humanity within that monster - e.g. the admiration for his brother who is the senator of the state of Massachusetts - there is simply not enough time. Worse, people around the main storyline are coming and leaving like satellites offering nothing more than exposition and shortfelt feelings with real consequence to the outcome of the main tale. On other hand, there is a tiny focus on the agent who made the deal with Bulger for his own personal ambition/gain and instead of exploring the idea that he could admire him, we get only a few glimpses of his ethos. Despite admirable efforts the pic portrays special agent John Connolly as a total strutting douchebag and as the film's main anchor that works against it.
The douchebag of the story: John Connolly played with gusto by Joel Edgerton
Cast: The pic has one of the strongest cast ensembles in recent memory: Johnny Depp, Peter Sarsgaard, Joel Edgerton, Kevin Bacon, Corey Stoll, Dakota Johnson, Benedict Cumberbatch and Juno Temple among others! Holy cow. Everyone is ranging from very good to incredible - more on that later. However, if I had to nitpick here it would be Edgerton who makes Connolly so unlikable, you kinda want to see him going down and it would have been great to have any scenes that could showcase the talent of this stellar cast.

Johnny Depp: and finally I am addressing the elephant in the room. It has been a while since Johnny Depp blew my mind - despite me thinking that he was good in "The lone ranger" and "Dark shadows" - but here he clearly steps up his game. Maybe he got matured and a bit wiser after an array of dodgy choices or maybe he has found his voice again. One thing is truly indisputable here - he is totally mesmerising. A force of death - literally - with pale blue eyes and rough, raspy voice, he is a wave of acting wiping out anyone who happens to share the screen with him. Clearly being lost in character, it is one of these rare performances that does not require the actor to endure hours of musical training or singing or crying out loud in melodramatic performances who I personally care and enjoy more. An almost fascinating menace to be watched, his mannerisms and facial expressions makes you think that you wouldn't want to f*** with this man. His speech at the dinner table along with the subsequent scene where he harasses? Connolly's wife (for being sick and avoiding dinner) creates genuine tension as this monster could even murder her at her house in front of her husband.

"Black mass" definitely has one interesting story to tell and the setting during the 70/80's puts the film into a tighter rope to avoid gangster cliches and self-indulgent scenes. Johnny Depp deserves the Oscar here (at least for all the performances I have seen this year) and it would be a shame if he does not get it. The cast is strong, the acting is solid, the recreation is good and the direction stable enough. If only we could get some more time to spend with particular characters and a bit more depth to Bulger's psychosynthesis this could have been a masterpiece. Instead we will settle to very good. Not that this is a bad thing.

+ Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
+ cast
+ recreation of the era
+ interesting story
+ great cinematography
+ that dinner table scene
+... and that harassing scene
- too many characters...
- not so much time
- more character development


Tuesday, 25 August 2015

"Fantastic 4" review: makes the previous installments look like "Citizen Kane"

The trend continues here with "Fantastic 4", another entry in the canon of terribly average to plain bad films this year. Despite initial strong anticipation and hype for the talent originally involved into this production, F4 quickly vanished from the cinematic earth as a rushed production schedule, multiple reshootings, on set fights, and continuous rewrites occurred.
And people thought that Michael B Jordan's casting was a problem. As if.
Story: The biggest problem of "Fantastic four" still lies with the story. As another attempt was done to bring in life Marvel's most beloved superhero family, Josh Trank and Co felt it was necessary to change entire storylines aiming to add the much unneeded realism that the superhero genre requires. In a tragic move that some saw initially as an interesting take, the final product is literally a mess. But first things first. This time around we have a 20's max something group with no interaction with each other whatsoever along with muddled motivations and characterizations that do not even go more than one dimensional. Their discovery of the negative zone almost at the end of the film! gives them their powers that we all know and love whereas accidentally Dr Doom is created wanting to wreck havoc and chaos on our world. First and foremost, Doom's origin story is just a joke, an insult to the fans of the comic and despite its alteration, there is nothing new or original on his take - more on that later. The first two thirds of the film are focused on the machine build up to explore the negative zone - I am not making this up - while the third act contains the very fast face off with Doctor Doom. So for almost 90 minutes, we get no relationship exploration, zero character moments, no arcs, just heavy expositionary dialogue that potentially explains scientific mambo jumbo and barely anything else is registered. Ben does not even have a scene with Sue Storm, the siblings barely are seem together, Johnny Storm is not the cocky douche whom you would expect to hate and love at the same time, Dr Doom is just off the rails, Reed Richards is just a dork and frankly there is not even the love interest between Sue and Reed!? For a film that is supposed to be a future family, there is not a single element that binds them together. Ben even leaves the picture along with Doom and they just come back not until they are required at the end for the credits to roll!

Casting: Everyone here is the definition of miscast. Whoever thought that this cast was a brilliant idea, should be fired and never get to work on a movie set ever! Since all the actors can be seen in the lat 20's having them playing such younger versions is weird. It does not help that they bare zero splinter of a character when they are onscreen. What is the motivation of Reed? Why he left Ben? What is Victor doing? Is he in love with Sue (totally and lightly implied)? What is Johnny's problem with authority? Sadly it is not the actor's fault as they all have demonstrated buckets of talent in vastly superior flicks.
Oh, that third act is just.....
Villain: Dr Doom is Marvel's by far greatest comic villain of all time, and yet he still remains a complex mystery regarding his big screen adaptation. Victor Von Doom should get the Magneto cinematic treatment by Bryan Singer. He is not as tragic as Magneto but equally determined and way more intelligent. A genius level scientist blinded by his own arrogance with mystic powers and a powerful suit (better than Iron Man's) to hide his scarred body, the ruler of the fictional country Latveria in Europe has a rather large amount of redeeming qualities that are worthy to be explored in a similar if not superior way for the Joker and General Zod. He does not want to end the world. He wants to prove himself fueled by a misguided sense of rivalry with Reed Richards as the intellectually superior and genuinely believes that the world would be a better place if he is in charge. Is there any part of my description in the movie? Not a single thing besides his name and his Latverian. In addition to the above mentioned preposterousness, Dr Doom has no ARC whatsoever, with script changes indicating what could have been a reasonable plot point into a black or white decision involving (again another) a destructive portal with the heroes racing to stop it. And his powers contain the ultimate telekinetic energy that can lift mountains now! wearing a melt/infused with this skin breath mask, resembling nothing whatsoever with the comic book counterpart. Awful.

Action: A tremendous flaw to this film is that the lack of action. There are few action notes towards the derailed face off with Doom, but expect some punches - two or three and nothing more. The final fight in the 2005 film is actually way too better when compared to this one. No matter what otherwordly powers these individuals possess, they are no match for Doom and the scenery of a rocky area is not the best place to pick for your battleground, particularly now that audiences have seen Man of Steel, Avengers, Thor 2 and The Winter Soldier.
Yep that is Kate Mara doing what she looks will be doing in the entire film - standing.
Technical values: Another category where the film underperforms in is the special effects, sound design, costumes - the horror. Despite a rather atmospheric cinematography in certain bits, a dosage of body horror during the power discovery, some ok production design, the visual representation of the Thing is exceptionally awesome, F4 has nothing to show off against the other megaliths of the superhero canon. No great performances, no solid script, no sharp action. Just an abyss of blended ideas with the design of Doctor Doom receiving much of my criticism.

Direction: Is this disaster of epic proportions of Josh Trank's fault? Some believe it is so. Others believe it is the studio's arrogane. Whatever the resolution is regarding this question, it feels that this film was directed by a ghost, as there are glimpses of what Trank could have done (or did) but never got past the extent of a playable demo. There is no pace, the tone of dark and gritty is a huge mistake for such a colorful comic adaptation with many nods (including its trailer) to "Intersterllar". This approach can work in characters like Batman (and even to some controversial extent to Superman) but not to Fantastic Four. Trank's decision to glue down the tone with much uneeded realism proves to be a game-changer here in the bad meaning of the word. There is only one scene that almost feels Trank's input but it is rather short and bears a scary factor, surprisingly for a PG-13 film, pushing the boundaries of the rating system when Doom is making his escape. You almost feel you are watching a movie and then you get dragged down to the muddled storyline with aimless characters and weird color palette.

So is F4 the worst film of the year? It comes really close. Was it a torture to sit through? No. But it produces a weird feeling because you can actually understand that there was a movie somewhere between the lines but the extensive reshoots, changes and behind the schedule problems buried it deep down. It does not have bad acting. It does not have particularly bad direction. The script is not horrible. It is just that everything was butchered and placed together with uneven tone, make up!, dressings! as someone said "we need to make a movie and we have shot only this" - let's make the best we can. And unfortunately that affects the final product of being Fantastic Four. A tragedy and a shame. And that line "His biochemistry is off the charts!" - who in the right mind wrote this? Immortal line officially!

+ Thing's design and special effects are actually top notch
+ certain bits of cinematography
+ ok production design
- special effects are all over the place
- old actors playing young versions
- love story between Sue and Reed,does not exist
- no action - what were they thinking????
- scenes paced together
- lack of dramatic material
- one dimensional characters
- Dr Doom is telekinetic
- Dr Doom's mask!
- Dr Doom's plan and logic
- final face off is lame
- practically no story line
- there is only one shot of them being together and that's at the end
- Ben disappears from the film till the end!


Thursday, 13 August 2015

"Mission impossible 5" review: a worthy sequel

Christopher McQuarrie makes the 5th mission impossible surprisingly one of the better blockbusters this year. More details follow below.
The cast seems more certain this time around and more confident
Direction: With more confidence displayed here than in his previous films, McQuarrie fully embraces Tom Cruise in every action scene while maintaining the intrigue trope intact. This is one of the better missions with an improved villain (although one dimensional) and less explosive over the top spectacle that we have been used before. Certain camera shots are breathtaking - more on that later - and well placed, and despite sometimes an overjealous editing job, Mission is accomplished.

Action: There is no mission impossible movie without the extravagant stunts of Tom Cruise. Credit has to be given to the man that in each segment he performs his own elaborate stunts. This time in the opening sequence we see Tom Cruise hanging outside a plane that it is been taking off. Now that is dedication and he knows that his fans expect him nothing from him but total professionalism. Not only it is a truly breathtaking sequence, McQuarrie is clever enough to place the camera in front of Cruise (see pic below) so we can witness it in its full glory. In addition, the fights are surprisingly effective with realistic choreography and throws that give a more gritty feeling whereas a car/motorcycle chase is keeping the Hollywood-isms minimum with no random explosions and cars flying left and right. McQuarrie mostly spends his time building his sets with real people and real environments far away from the GCI trapdoors and lame pixelization.
That is really Cruise hanging out from a plane! NO CGI!
Story: In a somewhat interesting move, the script is a tight conspiracy one that could be or could not be not true. While not as flashy as the second installment or as emotional as the third, Ethan Hunt is on the move to stop the Syndicate, a rogue gallery of worldwide ex-agents that seem to be always a step ahead. Around this subject, a deadly agent walks in a tight line, shared by Hunt and the Syndicate which makes for a convincing case of who is tricking who? Is the Syndicate real? Is she working for herself aka Elektra in the "The world is not enough"? or things are not so black and white and all this could be the prelude for something bigger? There are some lovely touches - that maybe Ethan is going mad or is behaving as a compulsive action junkie to justify his thrills. The absence of a shoehorned lovestory gives this mission extra boost, and the plot has been infused with a comedic panache in the right moments that generates smiles while not affecting the momentum of the fast paced proceedings. 
Fight sequence are surprisingly effective
Cast: The cast this time around interacts and works better than before. Ving Rhames is the typical badass in a rather smal role, Simon Pegg is brilliant without being cast stereotypically here as the constant comic relief and Alec Baldwin is in top form in his early and late scenes regarding the dismemberment of the IMF. The one time (as usual) female addition - Rebecca Ferguson - makes a convincing case as she is not strictly used for eye candy and does make the role her own. Despite Cruise making room for his co-stars, this is still his show however, and it is more than admirable that he has managed to produce a (massive) franchise that contains amazing stunts, great actors/actresses and spy intrigue that is somewhat believable and does not insult my intelligence.

Anything bad? There are certain cases of tiny plot holes or extremely convenient circumstances but then MI films are all about that! Perhaps a better characterization for the villain could improve the things when it comes down to antagonistic characters and make it a superbly crafter thriller but there is room for that in the next one.

MI5 is great piece of entertainment that is worthy of your time in an era when every big Hollywood film is just a vehicle for lazy filmmaking and recycled ideas. While it does not reinvent the wheel, MI5 provides solid thrills and action in a basic form. And in some cases this is enough!

+ stunts
+ minimal to no use of CGI
+ nice touch of humour
+ fast pace and intriguing plot
+ Tom Cruise as an action star is still good


Tuesday, 21 July 2015

"Ant-man" review: another formulaic Marvel superhero entry

The latest of the Marvel canon - "Ant-man" comes with a promising cast, an interesting (although safer) choice for the direction and a rather unusual superhero at its core, is this film more of the same or a shot of re-invention for the now yearly superhero entry? 
Our protagonist trio.
Direction: Peyton Reed, a man who directed "Yes man" and "Bring it on" with a solid resume on comedies is a sufficient option for this rather lighthearted heist flick. Having said that, it is intriguing to see which original bits from Edgar Wright's script, Peyton decided to keep once the former parted ways with the studio due to creative differences. While Reed maintains a sense of awe during Ant-man's shrinking scenes and fully embraces the potential of 3D, there is a lack of personal stamp. Just like Alan Taylor, he is good although he does not carry around a strong visual flare for the proceedings that could concoct something mind-blowing or memorable.

Action: Conceivably smaller in scale that the "Avengers" and its cousins, "Ant-man" is at its heart a heist movie. Here you will not find (wisely) a large amount of digital explosions, catastrophies and an array of CGI-ed opponents for the hero to take down. The final fight with Yellow Jacket is rather impressive and more close quarters and contains probably the best scenes  injected with a nice dose of humor.
Evangeline Lilly, a feast for the eyes but the script does not allow her to become a full character
Plot: Despite a likable protagonist, the drama involving his life - stealing money from an evil CEO just to prove a point - costs him any future job, strains the relationship with his wife including his adorable daughter who considers him a hero and puts him in jail. Really guys? It is another attempt in the depiction of modern movie relationships that families have to be perfect no matter what and despite for what reasons you might have to do what others might not do, this is always a bad thing. In the addition of this pointless (and safe in terms of movie progressing plot) family drama, we have Hank Pym who equally shares a damaged relationship with his own daughter after the death of her mother. The screenwriters do their best to inject pathos in the proceedings but the cast is characterized very poorly - particularly Evangeline Lilly who is basically a dialogue generator that offers nothing to the plot or to the hero's evolution. Ant-man has to take down some evil corporation and in typical Marvel fashion, the storyline shares similarities with those of the first Iron Man that might produce a few yawns left and right with a rather very simple to execute heist at its core. 

Cast: Paul Rudd is actually pretty good, being cool and a goofball at the same time fairing better than Chris Pratt's overly exciting performance - inmo - in "Guardians of the galaxy". He has enough presence and a down to earth personality, that is simply not to be charmed. Michael Douglas - clearly having a ball - on the other hand destroys anyone that shares the screen with him, bringing enough gravitas to support his acting claim while making Pym a force to be reckoned with and a fun guy to work around. Besides these two however, the rest are one dimensional characters with Corey Stoll playing a by the numbers villain that oozes no menace or anything memorable at all. Evangeline Lilly continues the string of under-performing movies and it is a shame because there is an interesting story to be told about her character. 
Paul Rudd as the very likable Ant-Man
Comedy: While it is known that going to see an adapted version of your favorite superhero from Marvel/Disney, you will encounter intense action, a good cast and the off-key comedy that worked well in the first 3-4 entries but now has started becoming tedious and childish. The filmmakers (or I should rather say the producers) keep repeating the same jokes - someone being interrupted in the middle of a big speech, an intervention during an important moment from the main character who will leave like a crab sideways, etc. It is a tactic that got perfected unexpectedly in the first "avengers" film but after "Thor the dark world", "Captain America: the winter soldier", "Guardians of the galaxy" and "Avengers age of Ultron" it becomes really thin really fast. Therefore the saving grace of "Ant-man"'s is Peyton's insistence in visual gags particularly towards the climatic fight.

"Ant-man" is not Marvel greatest (or smallest) triumph. Instead it is a rather borderline efficient heist film with the superhero twist. It needs a more solid ground for it to work and a coherent script. But for now, "Ant-man" will have to wait.

+ inventive action sequences towards the end)
+ Paul Rudd is very likable
+ Nicely visual comedic touches (towards the end)
+ Michael Douglas, always awesome
+ not the tragedy I was expecting
- one dimensional characters
- lack of enthusiasm for the material
- needs a more involved director
- repeated jokes
- script has not time for relationships and gets muddled


Monday, 20 July 2015

"Terminator Genisys" review: a bloodless and pointless entry to the terminator canon

You have to hand it to the filmmakers of the fifth now entry of the declining in terms of quality Terminator franchise. They indeed try. They throw everything they have in their disposal into the mix so they can appeal to as many cinephiles as possible. But they forget the most important part of the cinematic formula. You need to have a goal. Without it, you are pointless and no matter how much flashy your product might look, you will not be remembered, at least not in the way that you want to. 
An angry pappy yelling all the time, Emilia Clarke is seriously miscast as Sarah Connor. Linda Hamilton, your position is safe.
Direction: Alan Taylor of the "Game of thrones" and "Thor the dark world" fame takes the reigns but frankly he just does a serviceable job. Gone are the amazing shots that we saw in the first and second terminator flicks. Hell even the third entry has a number of redeeming qualities. On the other hand, Taylor is just a director for hire with no particular visual flair like let's say Del Toro's or even Cameron's. His fight sequences are edited nicely but lack a real punch while any effects heavy sequence - basically any type of action displayed on film - suffers from unconvincing CGI and unreal threat. But these are not the film's most biggest problems.

Cast: With the exception of Arnie and Lee Buyng-hun, everyone here feels miscasted. While at the beginning I was enthusiastic about Emilia Clarke's casting at the iconic now role of Sarah Connor, the end performance is totally subpar. Linda Hamilton transformed herself from a harmless waitress to a totally bad ass warrior woman - remembering those pull ups? - while Clarke does not feel like a soldier; a child who tries too hard to yell orders and opinions. Her supposed training at the hands of her personal terminator does not show on screen. Even body wise, she just seems capable of talking rather than handling guns and being badass. Hamilton's physical and emotional performance in the second (and best) terminator film was believable. You could see that this woman could snap your neck in an instant and despite being mentally unstable after all the things she has been through, at the end she reinvents herself as a mother to John Connor and the savior of humanity. However, the biggest setback of "Terminator: Genisys" is Kyle Reese portrayed here by Jay Courtney, who is at the same level like Sam Worthington;  clearly an eye candy and nothing more. He just cannot act. Horrible lines, terrible delivery while complaining and bitching all the way through is not a worthy addition to the iconic character that Michael Biehn played. There is some mumbo jumbo that John was sharing with him private moments regarding his mother?- again no reason why - and the whole thing backfires since we are getting background for a character that is so famous and frankly does not require any further psychoanalysis. Arnie is giving actually the best performance in years and feels right at home in the role of the (overly) protective terminator and his scenes with "Kyle" are among the best in the movie. Lee Buyung-huh is the closest thing that can genuinely create tension and threat in a bloodless film and it is really a shame that he exists for a mere 10 minute sequence that lefts you wondering what is the point of casting this phenomenal actor and give him so little to do?
The new John Connor portrayed here by Jason Clarkle who has no material to work with.
Action: But we would not be talking about a Terminator film unless there are no chase sequences here. While plenty and directed efficiently, they lack any sense of real threat since we all know that everyone survives due to the interconnected timelines and flashbacks. So the entire thing becomes a special effects extravaganza driven by constant explosions, action, gunfire and unconvincing digital palettes in the close ups. Frankly though, anything after "Mad Max Fury Road" is tiny in scope and scale and the standard has been set indeed very high. I think the days where we see digital cars flying and rolling with fake helicopters chasing each other may be gone. Personally, I am bored and tired when you implement CGI not to enhance the cinematic experience but totally and tonally replace it with something obviously fake. And this is why even by the MMFR standards, "Terminator: Genisys" fails. It fails not only because it cannot surpass its predecessor(s) - even T3's chase sequence is better because these are real cars and there is a genuine level of threat - let alone it cannot even reach their levels of frantic energy. The fights themselves are kinda better but after four films we have seen pretty much everything and despite well made, are just filler to the constantly expositioned plot.

Plot: And here things become so muddled that you are wondering what is the real deal of the script penned by Kalogridis and Lussier. There are interconnected timelines, flashbacks, present storylines, and alternative realities that bear no sense if you think about it. What worked as a clever idea in the franchise was the time travelling aspect of a robot trying to kill a woman and in the sequel her son. That's it. Here there is so much plot, that immediately after an action sequence, there is ex-deus machina plot god that will explain any potential queries regarding the outcome and the cause of the future and past respectively. It gets tedious very fast and amidst the chaos and the literally hundreds of references (and homages) towards the previous movies, the message gets lost. While the screenwriters try to shoehorn every possible trick in the book, they manage to create a douchebag character - hello Kyle, force a lovestory within 2 days!, butchered the role of John Connor while recreating similar scenes of  T1 and T2 that just pale in comparison. There is also a nice message regarding the constant human need of social media and attention that may lead to our destruction since we are unaware of other important things around us but this gets muddled and lost in these labyrinth of storylines. How many films of this magnitude we are going to see with a prologue of the Judgement day war and that 3 billion died, etc, etc. We have 4 films now with the same thread. Stop judgement day and in each one, nobody stops it and Skynet wins. Enough already!

Despite a relatively good cast, some decent fighting, a great Arnie and Buyng-hun and nice undeveloped ideas, "TErminator:Genisys" is not the film that should matter. In fact the whole setting of a sequel again is ridiculous.

+ Great Arnie
+ Lee Byung-hun - the man can make any material work in the big screen
+ some nice homages to the previous films
+ interesting ideas...
- that remain under-developed
- too many ideas!
- John Connor character butchered
- Kyle Reese is a douchebag
- Jay Courtney is a terrible actor
- Emilia Clarke miscasted
- bloodless
- lack of real threat or tension
- some very dodgy CGI


Monday, 15 June 2015

"Jurassic world" review: one of the worst films of the year

"Jurassic world". I was almost, ALMOST convinced that it could be good. But then, I saw the actual film and I can honestly say do not invest your time here. Instead choose something else. Go and see "Mad Max" or "Tomorrowland". I officially decided not to endorse your park.

Direction: Colin Trevorrow (the director) has no experience into handling big blockbusters, particularly those that happen to carry a (declining still important) cinematic legacy of a very memorable film called "Jurassic Park". Point is you knew where you were getting into so I will not hold back. From certain scenes it is evident that Trevorrow respects and likes the original entry but his direction is soulless and empty of creating any tension or suspense. Remember the first time the doors opened and the car went through? When the T-rex appeared? The storm? The setting? The characters? Here everything is juggled together - dinos, humans, hybrids, resorts, trained raptors - with an average pace that can't even lift my little toe from excitement. It's like "Alien Vs Predator": technically well made, but we do not give a damn. There is not even any set of groundbreaking - I know I ask too much - or memorable shots (I do not ask too much) - no steady cams, no personalized fit of direction, just empty and serviceable entertainment with slightly above middle ground cinematography. This should have been an opportunity to reinstate the quality of animatronics, go back to practical filmmaking - see Mad Max - and thrive on a traditional formula that many have abandoned for the sake of easy profit and lack of visual stimulating challenges.

Story: Sure, the first one was not an excellence in Oscar worthy material, but it was sufficient, adequate, clever enough, carrying proudly an important message about man messing with nature with a solid set of interesting and distinguishable characters that you COULD ROOT FOR. Here we get four generic stereotypes with everyone else achieving satellite plot material with no characterization whatsoever and the lack of common logic and a brain. The amount I facepalmed myself in the projected proceedings is quite astonishing - from people deciding that the park is SAFE after the dinosaurs are running wild, to "let's explore this restricted area with broken fences (by dinosaurs) particularly now that they are cancelling all the rides for safety reasons". The sheer stupidity that is being displayed is excruciating to say at least and frankly insulting. In the first film, the characters have to make difficult choices in order to survive or to protect the children. Nothing felt forced. In the fourth instalment, everything is stretching the event believability since no one is acting smart. Prerodactyls are close- so why not put yourself in the massive hotel next door to protect yourself? Why are you standing in the middle of a frantic crowd? Why you do not display any emotion of fear or agony when people are getting munched one by one? OH dear....very bad indeed. Try to say this line with a straight face: " we need more teeth!". On the other hand, there is a subplot involving InGen (which makes no sense, this company should have been broke after the last three fiascos!) and Vincent D'Onofrio's character that has been handled so poorly that if it was removed from the finished product, it could potentially increase the film's quality.
Trained raptors. Starts ok....then de-escalates to sheer stupidity
Characters: Story could be ridiculously stupid, but at least maybe, maybe the characters could be engaging to some degree. Well, not in "Jurassic World". Having stereotypes does not help either. This is the 21st century, and we have seen films with complex close to real life characters against stacked odds, complicated situations and fish-out-of-the-water scenarios and although I am not against women being portrayed more feminine - not every single woman in the films has to be tough - Bryce Dallas Howard's character come off as very poorly written indeed. Not only she is immediately annoying, she still wears heels even when a T-REX is chasing her (while she had plenty of chance to change into some more practical clothes). And she even outruns him. WTF? Nuked the fridge? Jumped the shark? Outrun the T-rex in heels is the new trend. Chris Pratt is ok, since his character is one dimensional, sprouting the usual "nature" philosophies, only this time it is coming from a far less interesting personality. Both actors are not to be blamed and it is such a shame because their casting is at least inspiring and could have been way more with a more focused and coherent story. The less we speak about the kids, the better. Whereas in the first, the dorky almost likeable actions of the kids were causing trouble, here we have two brothers: the teenager one looking like a bored 70 year old in a park filled with DINOSAURS and exclusive VIP access. Try to like this one! Other actors with smaller roles are literally dino-walking lunches and serve no purpose to the plot. Their somewhat grizzly demises are meant to be shocking but for someone who we just saw a few minutes ago, why we should care?

Dinosaurs: Some of the special effects are very good, but still the wide shots of the park can be seen as totally computer generated and instantly a point of realism is removed. At least they will make up for dinosaurs and those that we haven't seen before (like the underwater one). Well they are disappointing with not much of a screentime and when they appear they fail to cause any impact. Too much CGI and very few animatronics (who cost less!!!). The infamous Indominus Rex has one or two shining moments but most of the times it is acting as the primary villain with a scheme (I am not making this up) whereas the latter part of the film is populated by the fan favourites', the trained! velociraptors. Yes as the promotional trailers have suggested, the raptors now are fully trained to hunt down stuff. Despite being a ridiculous idea, in someone else's hands it could work (somehow), but its resolution and execution is so over the top that the movie at the end has what I called "dino moments". Dinos running in slow motion with triumphant music, dinos talking, dinos hunting, dinos socialising ( I seriously not making this up), and finally dinos parting ways (you have to see this to believe it)! It is so bad, it is good.
Not Howard's fault, but this character is making one idiotic choice after another and she can outrun a heels!
So this is "Jurassic world". A terrible attempt to capitalise on the "Jurassic park " franchise and so far it seemed that it worked. People would love to see another JP entry. But marks my words. The word of mouth will be bad. The cliched characters, the lack of surprises, the mediocre cinematography, the gigantic plotholes and the humanised dinosaurs make this park, a cheap touristic attraction.

+ well made (mostly)
+ good cast
+ kills are a bit grizzlier than I thought
+ Indominux Rex is not as bad as I thought...
- but it serves as the primary villain (!)
- characters are cliched, boring, unlikeable
- with serious gaps of logic in their brain
- unthrilling
- generic monster movie, rehashed
- dinosaurs are used as characters
- mediocre cinematography
- boring direction